CELEBRITY GENERAL MANAGER OF THE WEEK
13/04/03 - 19/04/03
MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF
(Former Iraqi Information Minister)
Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf has been elected as General Manager this week because he has an almost unique talent for portraying nasty, unfortunate, and tricky situations as victorious moments of celebration. Having only recently left his last job we quickly snapped him up for his new post as General Manager, where he has already been hard at work quelling any signs of unrest with his tales of good fortune. "Overdraft? What overdraft? There are no financial difficulties of any kind whatsoever. Those accountants, those evil scoundrels, they no nothing. They talk lies, lies, lies I tell you! Their day of reckoning will come. We are in our strongest ever financial position, ready to reap the glorious rewards of our holy battle against those bureaucratic infidels. They cannot beat us. They will burn in their fish tanks. They will burn, I tell you, with a nice garlic marinade and barbeque sauce."
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