CELEBRITY GENERAL MANAGER OF THE WEEK
22/04/03 - 26/04/03
DOLLY THE SHEEP
Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf was so good at the job we let him stay on over Easter. He even kindly agreed to write the commentary for his successor.
Dolly the Sheep has been, God willing, elected as
General Manager this very week because she is, indeed, still alive. Praise
Allah! (and Harold [ed.] ) Clearly, and I tell you myself I have seen her just
last night in my private quarters, reports of her death are totally exaggerated,
there are no dead sheep near here, just the bodies of these bovine infidels
and their puppets the butchers .....
© MOTL 2003