CELEBRITY GENERAL MANAGER OF THE WEEK
19/05/03 - 26/05/03
PRE-THINGY:
Back in 932 A.D. (or was it 1974?) King Arthur and his colleagues involved in circular dining room furniture were faced with one of their toughest battles. Upon arrival at the Cave of Caerbannog they met with their greatest enemy yet, the Evil White Rabbit - a creature so foul, cruel and bad tempered that no man had ever fought with it and survived, let alone changed his armour afterwards.
Just as the brave knights looked into the uncertainty of certain death they remembered they had one last weapon with which they might defeat the rabbit. This was the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Arthur removed the pin, counted to five (no, three) and lobbed the hand grenade towards their foe. There was an explosion. The Evil White Rabbit was never seen again, and so they were able to continue on their quest.
This is all well documented in history, but one question remained forever unanswered. Was the rabbit actually killed or was it simply stunned by the explosion, and has just been resting ever since? For what has proved to be his final assignment our top researcher for Celebrity General Manager, Mr. Vic Rotter, went in search of the Cave of Caerbannog, on his 'Quest for the Evil White Rabbit'.....
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